so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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