he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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