Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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