I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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