i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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