if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
All the doctor said was why
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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