soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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