2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Randomize
