He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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