And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
is it fun? or sober?
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