I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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