I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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