Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I'm really busy with my period
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