I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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