I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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