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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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