OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Boobs are out for the taking
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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