??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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