She announced her abortion via fbk
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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