Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
this will be a night to untag.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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