what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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