yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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