And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
