I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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