I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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