She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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