you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
