we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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