Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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