week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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