Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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