Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It's never too late to be topless.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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