the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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