I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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