Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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