its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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