I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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