i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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