your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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