You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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