I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just had sex on a roof
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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