Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
