And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Randomize
