your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
