How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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