he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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