she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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