If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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