normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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