How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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