i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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