I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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