great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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