Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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