nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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