i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Of course I have a pirate flag
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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